Functional Foodie Nutrition · Services
Root-Cause Care,
Beautifully Designed
for Your Body
No generic protocols. No symptom chasing. Just a clear, personalized path built around your hormones, your gut, and your life.
View Care PackagesThe Functional Foodie Method
Ancient wisdom meets modern science. Every recommendation is built on eight core pillars that treat your whole body — not just your symptoms.
Find Your Path to Healing
Three programs, each designed for a different stage of your journey. All include personalized 1-on-1 care, functional nutrition, and the Functional Foodie Circle community.
Hormone
Basics
No labs required — ideal for those who want to start with nutrition and lifestyle foundations before committing to full testing.
Hormone
Deep Dive
Long-term root cause restoration. Covers PCOS, perimenopause, and general hormone imbalance.
Fertility
Journey
The most comprehensive program — built for patients actively trying to conceive and wanting full clinical, nutritional, and cycle support.
Test, Don't Guess
Functional labs reveal what's actually happening in your body — beyond standard bloodwork. Only the tests that are right for you, never more.
| Panel | Investment | Best For |
|---|---|---|
| Comprehensive Lab Bundle Most Complete | $899 | Complete picture — gut, hormones, blood, cortisol. The most thorough starting point. |
| DUTCH + GI Map | $799 | Full hormone patterns combined with deep gut analysis. Best dual-focus option. |
| GI Map Only | $549 | Deep gut microbiome, permeability, and digestive enzyme markers. Ideal for bloating, brain fog, and skin issues. |
| DUTCH Only | $549 | Comprehensive hormone and cortisol mapping — ideal for a hormonal focus. |
| Blood Labs Only | $249 | Foundational bloodwork — thyroid, CBC, metabolic panel. Entry-level starting point. |
Only recommendations tailored to your body — no unnecessary testing.
Your Next Steps
A clear, supported path from your first call to long-term thriving.
Handled through our clinical dispensary — shipped to you or drawn locally.
We walk through everything together in plain language — no jargon.
Select the care program that fits your goals, timeline, and investment level.
Personalized nutrition, supplements, and lifestyle plan — built for your body.
We refine and adjust as your body responds and results build over time.
Long-term support to keep you thriving — not just symptom-free.
Post-Program Maintenance
Healing doesn't stop when your program ends. Stay supported with flexible ongoing care options.
1 × 30-min session/month
1 × 15-min check-in/month
Continuity and accountability between major milestones.
5 Thorne products/month
10% ongoing discount
Keep your protocol going without the hassle of re-ordering.
1 × 45-min session/quarter
2 × 15-min check-ins
Optional lab re-testing
Regular touchpoints without a monthly commitment.
The Path Forward
Starts With One Call
"Root-cause healing, beautifully nourished."
Book Your Free 15-Min Call